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Ashley, 20, Cheese Monger, Scorpio, Portland, Oregon.

stupidstagram:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

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coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

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20. September 2014

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

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Anonymous said: What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

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Everyone is dumb and I want to sleep forever
Also, a customer tried to get me to feed them today. It was disturbing.