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Ashley, 20, Cheese Monger, Scorpio, Portland, Oregon.


girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

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Say Cheese with Bill Maher, “New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I’m not even sure American cheese is cheese. I think it’s aged Jell-O.”
Photo thanks to Lucy McCalmont 


if there’s a cold spot in hell i know you’ll get it
Elvis Depressedly 

yo the lyric is “Cool” i wish people would stop getting this shit wrong because it changes the meaning entirely to something negative.
no one wants to be “cold” so the lyric is 
"if there’s a cool spot in hell/ i hope you get it" because i wrote this wanting both myself and the person the song is about to find peace within something awful, so a cool spot in hell.
it’s also something my mother used to say to me “mathew if there’s a cool spot in hell, i hope you get it”.
please stop misquoting this shit and making it negative, our lyrics are on our bandcamp.  i spend the time to type them up so we don’t get misconstrued by negativity and bullshit.

Delicious Herve Mons Camembert truffle cheese for @wholefoods. Look at the line of mushroom-filled mascarpone in the middle!

How you should actually be reheating pizza
You’re doing it wrong


I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

(Source: jonasbruhs, via yoloswag5evr)

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis, via 0reg0ngirl)