Once apon a time.. there was a baby. The baby's name was Jeremy. He was the cutest baby ever, according to the Guinness Book of records. People always swooned over Jeremy, and asked to take this picture. To put it simply, Jeremy had a very charmed life. This caused Jeremy to become very spoiled and egotistical. One day, Jeremy ran into a kitty. The kitty was one of the most adorable things he had ever seen. He named it babygirl. Babygirl was the sweetest kitty ever. She was cute, nice, funny and silly. At first, Jeremy loved that kitty.. but he grew tired of her. So.. he drowned her in the bathtub.
The end :)